something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You took a bar mat shot.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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