dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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