so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
