Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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