Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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