the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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