No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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