just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
this will be a night to untag.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My feet surprised me
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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