: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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