he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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