But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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