Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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