I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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