Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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