Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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