She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
zippers are such a cool invention
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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