i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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