I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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