I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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