its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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