I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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