Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
