You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
