I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i think my cat just said my name.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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