He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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