That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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