Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Acid is not a monday night drug
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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