This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
birth control should be required to get into college
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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