Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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