? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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