I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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