god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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