whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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