oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
