I swear she didn't look like that last week.
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I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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