So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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