Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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