I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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