Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
