sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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