Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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