You can't motorboat a personality
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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