gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
