4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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