He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
