i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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