Sry I called you an 8
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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