I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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