why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I don't deserve a penis
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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