NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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